Testicular cancer

I HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER!!!

Not really. But I do need glasses. Ended up blowing $300 on a pair of Diesel's. The conclusion was that:

• My eyes are very good for long vision

• The general health of my eyes are very good

• My eyes get fatigued very quickly - Some how she straight away knew I worked with computers alot.

Anyway thats the update. I'm now poor. My life is over. I pick up my glasses in approximately a week and a half, and once I get them, I will be able to look into my wallet and see extremely clearly, that I am poor.

Thats the update! Now dinner time! Time to look under the couch for hidden food scraps...