Ok, so it goes like this; it's 11pm on a Friday night - Sitting on the computer working away, pretty tired:
'Andrew, want to go to boxing day sales tomorrow?'
'Yeh, sure! What time?'
'We're leaving at about 4'
'Why so late?'
'No, 4 in the morning!'
*GASPS*
I decided I wouldn't go to sleep or else I wouldn't wake up. Seeing I was already talking to a friend of mine (MSN), I decided to invite her to come along. To my surprise, she said yes!
Being the smarter one, she went and took a nap instead of staying up mindlessly like myself.
When we arrived at 4:30am (opens at 5:00am), we were amazed at the size of the line i.e. The Great Wall of China made of humans and starting at the entry of Myers (city).
I bought only one thing - a necklace with a tiny heart pendant on it (by Esprit) for my girlfriend =]
Caught my eye, so I bought it (sorry for image quality - took it using my phone)
Looking around Myers, I noticed something interesting - most females were alert, wide-eyed, hunting, honing into their 9th or 10th prey, whereas most of the guys (normally tailing a female) was red-eyed, walking mindlessly on what seemed to be an endless, yawn-filled, expensive journey.
We left just before 8am due to everyone about to die from sleep deprivation.
Arrived home - Slept. Slept like there was no tomorrow. Embarrassingly, my friend was still over. She ended up leaving soon after, but while she was there, she would have had an exclusive insight into me in a complete involuntary coma. The amount of things she could have done to me. Maybe I was violated? I don't remember falling asleep - maybe she drugged me? Hmmmm...
Now... To kill her cat...


